My drink of choice: Venti Frappuccino
The Oracle had this to say:
Personality type: Ass-clown
You tell people that you're an executive at your company. You think that your repeated references to being "addicted" to caffeine make you seem intriguing and dangerous. People think you're a sucker because you spend 60% of your annual income at Starbucks. Everyone who drinks venti frappuccino ends up addicted to crack.
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